macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

(via translucentbronze)

dirkstr8der:

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns

(via youmakesense)

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

(via underlyingsarcastictone)